"Okay, a woman wants to pierce her ears so she can wear earrings, fine. But someone's got to explain why anyone would put a key ring through their cheek, a pin in their forehead or a bolt through their tongue. And let's not even talk about all the freaks that feel the need to adorn their genitalia with metal hooks and rings. These people should be stopped. I say put up metal detectors on the streets. Then when you identify a freak you can just ship 'em out to California and be done with it." - Becker